Bethello's quick and easy recipe for Saturday night satiety

Ingredients
Must have:
Spinach Fettuccine Pasta
Chicken tenders we are trying to get rid of
Roma tomatoes

Nice to have:
Spatula (in place of hands and fingers)
Lid (instead of large dinner plate)

Boiling water, defrost chicken, blah blah blah...
wait! There's no moisture in this tomato chicken concoction!!!
What to do?!?!?

"IIII have come to save the Dayyyyy!!
Call me Chardonnayyyyyyy!"

Horrors, now there's an open bottle of Chardonnay. Well, at least all the wine glasses are clean.

Pasta's done. Chicken's done. Chardonnay in glass. Sit on couch and enjoy.