Aym naat dedd yett!

So to give real time updates, I meant to start this journal segment from the comfort of my not-so-cold-home in San Francisco, but alas, the time, the time! There is not enough time!

Now, though, we've gotten the trusty Subaru up to Tahoe with about 4 million other All Wheel Drive Subaru's/SUVs, including only the occasional Volvo Cross Country wagon. And aym naat dedd yett! Bring out cher dead?? Not me!

It's a good life, this Tahoe business. We are actually closer to Truckee, and ambling into to old town, we find the ultra-graffitied, snowboard-stickered, hole-in-wall called Squeezins. A place to behold, to say the least.

Amazing little facts about Squeezin:
-There are *62* specifically ennumerated omelettes on the menu.
-Every ingredient from a respectable grocery store is available for your omelet: baked apples, carmelized bananas, all the cheeses....and PEANUT BUTTER. (And of course, mushrooms, pastrami, peppers, ham--what normal people put on their omelets.)
-Believe you me, peanut butter in your omelet probably sounds, disgusting, wrong, even immoral. But no! Peanut butter yum! Oh, that was the highlight of my day so far.

Now, as if it couldn't get better, just down the street (if it's not next door though, it means you drive) is Joe Coffee. And this isn't just about the coffee. Dude, I should go back and get a menu from Squeezins. Those names, they're like Oopma loompa, and hullaballoo jalalbee, and I don't know. I actually just made up those last two, but they were kinda like what they were called. You can't possibly expect me to remember them all--there were 62!

But this Joe Coffee place, man! I mean, you could just get a boring ol' straight (not gay) Chai, but why? When you can get The Alanna, the Marley Dog, or the Woody!! Now, far be it for me to have any knowledge of these kinds of things--but the Woody doesn't seem like the best drink for a girl to be ordering? But I had to do it: chocolate chai with espresso, you gotta do it.

But now the drink's getting cold. Ciao!