Playing it straight on Lombard Street

So, ohboyohboy, today I am again at a venture capital firm on Lombard Street answering phones and trying desperately not to die from boredom. The pay is pretty meager, and what do you expect if the majority of your responsibilities are done by 10 a.m.?

There's the silver linings though--

-Lunch brought in from Il Fornaio, including salmon, roasted chicken pasta salad, and other yums...
-Faxes from Phil Angelides for various partners, leading one to believe we may have some Democrats in the building...
-A weekly grocery delivery from Whole Foods! Tofutti pops anyone?